Sure a terrible officiating team gets disbanded after one season, but we just let the Cleveland Browns keep on being a thing.

I DEMAND THE RETURN OF THE BARTOLO COLON-O-METER

The “very cynical, Gary” is just Berland’s reply to Gary Meagher, not anything directly referencing Bettman.

Marathons are all about race, bro.

While everyone else is arguing over intent, let me propose this:

Fuck it, call me cynical: for a guy that’s been urged to do the dunk contest for 10+ years, I’ve never seen him do a dunk that makes me believe he’s capable of even pulling off a 9 in said contest, yet every single jam he throws down gets hyped. Yeah, it was impressive, and yes, you guys don’t do this shit as much as…

For all intensive purposes, I think he’ll do just fine.

Shut the fuck up.

Hey, the game is not for you. And that’s okay. Nobody says you have to like it. If you look at a tape of one of the most incredible saves a goalie will ever make and say ‘This is everything wrong with hockey’ then the game is not for you. May I suggest golf? It has a much slower pace and it’s pretty easy to tell…

I would pay good American money to see the Clips run some sort of Mighty Ducks style Flying V formation with 4 guys running in front of and protecting Jordan, who dribbles down the court as defenders bodily hurl themselves at them.

Ah, ASU, always keeping it classy.

“I’m still working on the analogy.”

this video brings so much joy to my life

There’s more money in baseball than there’s ever been, and the players are getting the smallest share they’ve ever known.

“no one is giving an aging player four years and $50 million for coming off a single aberrationally good season.”

Great to see you on Deadspin, Coach Kotite. That draw play gets ‘em every time.

Making sure I’m not missing anything here...Suggs intentionally goes after a notoriously injury prone QB’s legs in a preseason game and hides behind a poorly worded rule and it’s cool; Aiken gets brought to the ground harder than really necessary on a tackle and everyone on the Ravens bench and staff loses their shit?…

It amazes me that this kind of stuff keeps happening to pro athletes. They are multi-millionaires easily have the resources to avoid these kinds of unfortunate situations. I mean, really, bowling???

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.