That picture...holy shit is manning face contagious?

This man is a goddamn national treasure. Thank you for your past and continuing service, Mr. Hansen.

Notre Dong.

I’m strongly debating flying to London solely to buy this man a beer.

The fact that the Philly Phanatic is rated behind Mr. Met is utterly criminal. The recency bias is obscene.

The lean is definitely the least likely thing Joe Thomas is on.

His gift baskets better include Batman action figures with little Mets jerseys.

A mountain lion would fuck you up WAY before a wolf could

No shit.

Coolio!

As someone who had double knee replacements at 29 thanks to the wonderful game of football, if he ever steps foot on a field again it’ll be a miracle. That’s not something you return to play with, and in a lot of cases not something you return to a normal life with. I wish him luck in his rehab.

So how many plane tickets did he owe the head groundskeeper at M&T Bank?

This accurately describes his sex life too. Dude has more kids than Antonio Cromartie.

I’d appreciate a citation for the headline. See my comment of the post about the phantom fumble. Thank you kindly, and damn the Browns suck

Is this the Brownsiest play that ever Brownsed?

We need a LOLBrowns tag

PLOT TWIST: It was Zimmerman who stole the jersey in the first place.

There’s a joke to be made about Schiano Men here but I find myself unable to because of how fucking atrocious this is.

Sam Hurd

Using Cam Newton as an example of why running quarterbacks always get destroyed is a bad example. Without researching, I'm pretty sure the only games he's missed in his NFL career were due to a LITERAL car crash. Also, he remains really fucking good. RGIII was just a very brittle example of a running QB.