Is there any legitimate chance they’re not running a Russian-style steroid program with so many players with 20+ HR?

AWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I remember Todd Pinkston

You have a highly inaccurate overestimation of the culinary prowess of the average Deadspin reader then. We’re all essentially the stereotype of the ‘Murican male dad.

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Yes, but that was when the Democrats were the racist ones, not the Republicans.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That headline sounds like a porno title.

This name/comment/clip combo is perfect kinja and needs more stars.

That's one way to get a hat trick.

Let’s fight, then. Dude sounds like a NASCAR fan who met a black guy for the first time and decided to try to fit in.

“It’s okay. Even if they fire me, I’ll have 3 pizzas, a couple Big Macs, and a new job in 5 minutes. Definitely a beer, too.” -Awooooooo

I call bullshit. Not the distinct lack of beer and/or butt action.

Awooooooooooo!!!

That graphic is an accurate depiction of Skip Bayless’ Twitter musings.

“I’m the most interesting quarterback in the league.” -Russell Wilson

Dabo Swinney is the college football equivalent of Bill Clinton.

I have Mirer

RGIII is still not the best QB on that list.

As a Flyers fan, allow me to say fuck the Blackhawks and their bandwagon fans.