Five bucks says that in thirty years time, somebody leaks documents that reveal it was actually the CIA who accidentally caused this while trying to spy on the Cubans.

Bro, I know you’re trying to better yourself, but a hint of advice that seems to be kind of lost on you:

Consent of a non-involved party when it comes to the sexual encounter. The sexual encounter happens between two consenting adults.

Sorry can’t relate. My dick is half-cocked all the time.

They need to find someone else to write this column

This is probably much more coherent in the original Cyrillic?

I wish “golden parachute” actually meant handing crooked execs a fat sack of gold and then pushing them out of a plane.

The NHS is not single payer, as no health insurance system is paying anyone. It is socialized medicine. That the healthcare practitioners in Canada work in private practice is precisely what makes the system single payer.

We allowed them to speak and it didn’t work out that well. - A German Guy

Uh, they don’t, though.

Not if the pictures were obtained and published without the celebrity’s consent.

I definitely do not want non-consensual nude photos of Tiger Woods. Don’t look at non-consensual nude photos of anyone, people.

Considering how tax brackets actually work, I’m fine with 90% or more. If you can’t live on less than $1M/yr you should bootstrap or something. Everything after that is basically Dick-Measure Funbux. Income after the first $1M can and should be trivialized.

Yes, shower. Then, calling an Uber for the dude, and ordering myself some pad Thai, and curling up to watch Miss Marple.

Depending on the sampling process, it could very well be statistically relevant. You’d be surprised how few people are actually needed to be representative of an entire population amd still lie well within the margin of error.

*Also - 650?!?! Totally scientific, right?

It’s on the low end, but not all that remarkable. Most public polling uses sample sizes of around 1000 people.

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

BJs don’t make babies, silly goose.