A trans companion, of course, so that we can have the Doctor and her companion comparing notes on gender identity. Or possibly even better, acknowledging it explicitly only once or twice but otherwise carrying on with good stories.

I’ve never gone viral, but I did have my Tumblr (Preciouser Moments) hit with a cease and desist from the people at Precious Memories. Turns out they don’t like their figurines being altered digitally.

Of course they wouldn’t attack Canadians. They’re alpha predators, not assholes.

I’m with Nurse Jackie? Anyways, France really fucked up by not running this election two years ago. Think of all the penis jokes that could have ensued. Pen 15' would have been resurrected from third grade just in time for Easter!

I actually think the idea of “love at first sight” is incredibly dangerous: first impressions are often wrong, and generally superficial. It’s nice that they panned out for this woman, but I’d actually be super concerned with anyone who says they knew someone was the one for them the first time they met them. I’ve had…

This is what I hear when I see that fucking haircut.

It’s dictator chic.

SHARP cheddar

Seriously? Libya had all of that under Gadaffi?

You make a compelling argument that Trump is worse than Qaddafi.

Wow that’s how low the bar is to clear?! Jesus. Next they’ll say, Donald trump is better than Gadaffi. Like yay?

“Holy fuck! Look at those dead souless eyes.”

We started things in Late September. When he started complaining about it I explained to him that this is how I do things with friends. So I started saying be back later to him. He’d also get sulky if I was multitasking when we’d be chatting on facebook messenger. He saw it as a one on one conversation and if we were…

Trump with his jacket buttoned and pants that fit? Now that’s satire!

Please feel free to provide evidence that adding 50,000+ vehicles to the road in major metro areas has any positive impact, environmental or otherwise.

Uber has a positive environmental impact? Last I checked, in NYC, it has raised the number of cars by 50,000.

Damn Uber no matter what. Its entire economic system is based around people working full time while not getting any employer benefit. They pitch it as a way for someone to make a couple extra bucks, while perfectly knowing it has become full-time emplyment for a lot of people, who are making way below the living wage.

Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.

That article left out the best part: