Yep, and it’s all bananas.

So you know that running gag in movies and film about kids spanking it to the underwear section in their mom’s Sears catalog? I didn’t quite get what these films were alluding to, so I tried fucking a rolled up, glossy department store catalog when I was like 11.

ed. I’d just like to add that I tried this a few times…

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

Who ever said I was trying to take the high road?

David Duke melted down a long time ago.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Small-minded people don’t like to be challenged on their assumptions and beliefs, for fear that they will have to think about something difficult and not funny. There is nothing wrong with complexity and having to confront hard subjects with open eyes.

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

I love that, and your screen name.

Mine is “Go INTFuck yourself”

A little off topic, but what are your go-to dating apps? I have been swimming in the abyss of Tinder, Bumble, and Coffee Meets Bagel since early summer. CMB is fine, but the others... ugh. I just signed up for project fixup— has anyone had success with that one?

Haiku thread!

He’s hardly taking a Holier Than Thou approach. All of those things were done with consenting adults, and he apologized to it. I wouldn’t marry him, but I can respect someone who says “I fucked up, and I can be garbage sometime.” That is NOT what Trump does. Trump says, “maybe I fucked up, but you’re ugly and fat and…

You’ve definitely banged your second cousin.

Doesn’t she though? Even just a bit?

Being in love with a material possession that derives its value entirely from its scarcity is a severe moral failing.

LOL. Kim Kardashian’s “job.”

HYPOSPRAYS MIGHT CAUSE AUTISM.

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