[McDermott looks at the tape]

Much less using it twice! 

He made it past half time so this performance exceeded my expectations.

So they punted?

The 2018 Vikings had a good run, lasting almost until kickoff of Week 1. Better luck next year, see you in 2019.

The first sequel is underrated 

Marky Mark left in the 7th.

Team has slumped a bit over the last sixteen games (9-8) but the season has included a remarkable number of late-inning rallies. If they go 13-10 the the rest of the way they’ll still win 110 games which is just frickin’ nuts.

You missed posting this at 4:20 by two minutes.

Keep in mind we are just one Mo Williams tackle and the Red Sox acquiring a failed power hitter out of Minnesota, removed from Bill Simmons turning into the second coming of the BTK Killer.

Just for comparison, I once signed up for an academic graduate program and because of the retirement of one professor, they shut the program down and nobody gave a shit about us actual students being denied the opportunity to learn in the program we signed up for.

I think what I’ll do is make a simple site dedicated to ET and shaming the Tribbles/Money, MS for trying to make money off of his death. And shaming Carolyn Bryant, wife of the original owner of the store, the woman whose lie led to Till’s murder. It will be there for SEO and if it devalues the property by even $100…

A cop, a minister, and a klansman go into a bar. He orders a drink.

There is an argument to be made for this line of thinking, albeit a bad one. Hitters hit better with runners on base and most pitchers have slightly worse control and velocity out of the stretch as opposed to the windup.

There’s a legit statistical analysis to be made here, by someone who has the data. Define a rally (3 guys get on base on a row? 4? 2?) and see whether a home run or a double has any impact on whether a rally continues, compared to any other way of reaching base safely. I’m honestly curious about it!

Well, they could have gotten the runner at home. It’s just not the catcher’s fault, it’s the pitcher’s for not covering.

Man, baseball is weird.

He only gets charged with a blown save because the winning runner wasn’t his responsibility. The loss goes to the pitcher who allowed the winning runner on base.

He couldn’t have gotten the runner coming from third. By the time he picks up the ball, that runner is closer to the plate than he is, moving towards home plate, and not wearing catcher’s gear.

And the pitcher, who struck out the final batter while holding a two-run lead, gets charged with an “L.”