“‘Get out of here or I have a gun.’ And he goes, ‘Fuck y’all, I got one too.’ And he grabs the gun and then he shoots him in the back. He’s dead.”

This will end poorly.

Highlight of my youth baseball career: playing left field when the other team’s big hitter absolutely crushed one down the line a hundred feet over my head. The left field fence was 380 feet to the pole and didn’t even belong to the baseball field, it belonged to the next field over. Ball bounced twice and somehow…

You don’t have to like tobacco to equally dislike the logic of dumbass politicians

“Hey, great win out there.”

They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client.

If someone could leak the NFL Draft next, that’d be swell.

So, if somebody beans Utley with a 96mph fastball, can they just say, yes, they intentionally hit him with a 96mph fastball, but it’s all part of the game and they were just playing hard and he should’ve gotten out of the way?

Sean Payton: Do we get paid extra for Hard Knocks?

What’s the big surprise? Every switch hitter is amphibious!!!1!

Ah, the first LolMets. Heralds the start of spring training every year.

In 20 years we’ll have AdBlock on our 4th generation Smart TVs.

Seattle Seahawks - Know when to run

Remember that year the Super Bowl was played on a Monday morning?

This trademark very likely wouldn’t hold up in court but they don’t need it to. All they need is for it to get approved and google views it as legitimate enough to take down videos.

Still think Green Bay should have gone for two. Especially with extra points being missed more frequently. On the road, go for the dagger.

Who in their right mind relies on the NFL overtime where you may never touch the ball.

This whole thing is garbage, the whole fucking sport. Never should have come to this. I’m sitting here trying to watch a normal game and all this weird stuff starts happening and next thing I know the TV is on mute as I’m explaining to people why I just pissed my damn pants.

The NFL’s OT format blows.

The speculation that maybe Janis bobbled the ball as he went to the ground is indicative of the fact that the NFL doesn’t know shit about what is or isn’t a catch any more. Martavis Bryant scores a somersaulting TD that’s ruled a catch on the field last week, upheld on review last week, and today the VP of Officiating…