After reviewing this article, Roger Goodell has fined the New England Patriots $1,000,000 and two draft picks, and has suspended Tom Brady 4 games. After appeal, Goodell also suspended David Ortiz for 4 games, and fined Bethesda Software $1,000,000.

Where can we place a bet on the outcome of this legal fight?

I guess Aqib Talib can join Peyton Manning and Jason Pierre Paul on the list of athletes who have no idea what the ends of their fingers are doing.

How is this not worth an ejection?

Not a single mention of the previous drive where they gave Duke a TD when their QB was short of the goal line? Or the horrendous PI calls that negated a pick?

The internet fired the first shot, by making us so wary of online ads (throughs pop ups, autoplays, sounds, epilepsy inducing light effects, etc.) that no one even wants to give the new round of ads a chance.

I love how ESPN immediately updates their W-L records in the score graphic. Just to make sure it sinks in.

“WHAT A TIME TO BEE A HIVE!!!”

I’ve never felt so lucky to be a Bills fan...

Given the amount of waves and curls Cameron’s hair has, I thought it was just a reminder.

Amazing that the NFL has such detailed rules for the shit its players can wear on the field, to the point that players can’t have simple, minor tributes to dead relatives without getting fined, but something that actually affects gameplay is just “Eh, we’ll let the billion dollar franchise figure it out on their own…

I bet that “2015 SNF Runner-up” banner looks great.

Ironically, the complete moron dart throwing chimp types tend to do just as well on average at those NCAA brackets as the guy in the office who spends his entire day reading Zach Lowe columns and wears vintage basketball jerseys on Fridays and says he’s a basketball know-it-all. NCAA brackets are only very very…

The zebras are just scoring brownie points with lions, hoping they’ll lay off.

No joke here, but it would be incredible if this entire thing fell apart over a response in an AMA.

A recent FanDuel promo code will hopefully be prophetic

(e) If, in the judgment of the umpire, a base runner willfully and deliberately interferes with a batted ball or a fielder in the act of fielding a batted ball with the obvious intent to break up a double play, the ball is dead. The umpire shall call the runner out for interference and also call out the batter-runner…

It sounds like a Baz Luhrmann/Julie Taymor starter kit. Uggggghhhh....

The correlation between daily fantasy advertisements and Kristin Cavallari posts is uncanny!