What, exactly, is Acquisitions Inc?  I saw the book at a book store and noticed it was PA’s art style, but, like, was it a podcast?  Where did it come from?

Unsurprising. Blizzard has been Disney-fying all of their IPs since the Activision merger. The day they gave taurens big, cartoony eyeballs was the day they sounded the death-knell for providing anything more mature than PG-13 blockbuster edginess. They’ve dumbed themselves down and safed-up so much to appeal to mass…

Just download the fucking client.

This is such a wonderful way to use a game!

Just download the damn client.  Christ.

Lol, so the tech bros in charge of Riot lucked out with another hot-ticket game type falling in their lap. Innovative, they are not.

Man, for as much as we all want to laugh at Google, the power of their streaming service on the Switch would be bonkers.

The biggest factor is “How good is the writing going to be?” Idc how long a game is, if the writing is bad, it’s a bad game.

Man, that list of kids who keep doing it the youngest just kinda reeks of white, upper-middle class parents being way too obsessed with competitive parenting.

It’s called the “Complete Edition” and will arrive this year.

Gross and amazing at the same time!  Wooooo!!

I hope this is real and that it has multiplayer! Being able to play Divinity with my brothers has been the best.

But is my girl, Ms. Kawakami, in this?  Please tell me she shows up in one of the movies.

Toad’s head isn’t a hat!!!

What game is Life in Aggro riffing on this time?

I like thinking about how all of those in the audience felt, people who might know absolutely nothing about Final Fantasy, when then this song came on and they get into it. Like, there has to be at least a handful of people whose blood started pumping because of this song.

To all the people coming up with “but does it really matter if they had to accept Riot’s timeframe for when they had permission,” yes.  It does.  Their effort cost the company time and, even more important, has gained worldwide attention.  Riot’s shady business has been put squarely in the limelight, something they’ve…

Seriously, though. It’s fucking gaming, there’s millions of gamers out there. We’re not going to miss a handful of [insert-weird-gamertag] players.  Give them a fucking lifetime ban to show that people who cheat in competitive tournaments risk losing everything.  Teach them that actions have consequences.

“I WILL PROVE THEM WRONG!”

Years later, I still wish we got Metroid: Unpleasant