YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE

So uh, is nobody going to mention the faint reflection of Michal Meyers / Guy Fawkes hiding in the left side background of the top video? Did we all just accidentally watch a modern The Ring-level YouTube vid?

Another good combo: githyanki fighter utilizing their racial Jump spell. I go from a hard-to-close-ground bruiser to being a flying angel of death. It’s absolutely ridiculous to watch my character jump near the length of half a football field, and then punish everyone within arm’s reach.

And then for our show, he said, “No, she’s gonna have a name,’”

I chose a Githyanki man, can’t remember which number face, but I just want to say that I really appreciate that his little thumbnail picture gives him a slight smirk. It’s an incredibly minor detail, and yet it gives him a butt-ton of personality and life.

I would really like to hear an exec explain why record-breaking profits deserve to be followed with layoffs, meanwhile the execs get bonuses. Like, just once, have them sit down and, on camera, be forced to explain why all of these people deserve to lose their jobs when they helped the company achieve new heights,…

Man. Browsing through the BAT site, and like... cares used to look so cool. It’s a shame that every sedan is a carbon copy of each other anymore.

Maximum Pee-Pee Power

That would be cool, but honestly, it would probably just be called something like “Xbox Type X: Box RE-X’d”

Glad the Switch folks finally get their MHW-style game, and I’m stoked about MH:Stories 2! It’ll be nice to play a Monster Hunter that moves at a different pace until they come out with a new mainline game for next-gen. Plus, MHW is always there to go back to until then.

It we see the chocobo give a last, whining breath before death, I’m fucking done.

HIGH RESOLUTION SUNSHINE!!!

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again:

Dude’s expression at the end makes it all feel like it’s a Cohen Brother’s movie.

This will be reality and I am HERE FOR IT

I wonder what the technicalities would be if someone spilled their bowl of ramen while trying to pick it up from the robot. Is the person or the restaurant at fault? I feel like, in America at least, having a living person handle hot plates/bowls is one of the reasons why human servers will remain important (as…

I definitely agree that the original Spelunky’s music was great, but hard disagree on Spelunky HD’s music. It’s so boring in comparison and, honestly, feels cheap, like they went for a budget-brand ost instead of making something original. I honestly found it so jarringly-bad compared to the first one that I stopped…

Americans: Wow, I can’t believe that one Japanese pop idol issued a public apology when she was the one who was assaulted!

Also Americans: A woman on the internet who I find attractive (and also do not, nor will ever personally know) has a boyfriend!?!?!!? I feel betrayed!

Want to quickly chat about the new Kotaku home layout.

November 17th, 2003.

Need for Speed: Underground was released, giving you the option to add different neon light kits to cars, thus starting the trend of adding lights—or “tricking out,” as it’s known in popular culture—to operated machines.