Jesus Christ, what a quote.  I see EA’s oversight is “going well” with the development team.

“Oh, I do love maps! I have quite a collection.”

-Bilbo

Welcome to the hunt.

Oh hell yeah, this is my shit.

Dammit! Thanks, Mr. Baked Goods

When Bowser dies at various points in Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story, the brothers have to revive him by shooting adrenaline into his heart.

Silver for monsters.

It’s legal, wipes away all fears of possible malware, and it technically still supports the studios, as the main platforms will register your time spent in these games!

And I will add a guarantee, from personal use, that you will not lose access or ownership to your games.  It sounded too good to be true before I tried it, but it works.

USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM

Noooooooo!

Sorry to all the greys who replied.  Kinja won’t let me read your beautiful stories about this shitty guy.

I feel like ARK’s state of development, from Early Access to “Full Launch,” should say everything about the dev’s priorities. ARK was always, from the beginning to present day, badly optimized. It’s the epitome of what happens when a developer gives no effort to polish their product.

It shouldn’t come as a surprise to…

Did anyone else fight the guy with all the animal furs and coonskin cap in the Smithfields Saloon in Valentine?  I listened to him go on a long, racist rant about the natives, and then when I looked at him crossways, he got pissed and wanted to fight.

Looks like Itano Circus needs to be renamed Franklin Circus

Maaaaaan, I really wish they had a co-op mode.

Lol, I actually didn’t do this until the very end of the game. A story mission had me out that way, and as I was going through Valentine, I noticed a little question mark.  I checked it out, and it was to peek in on the gang members (which is funny because of how the story goes).  I had completely forgotten about this…

Wooo viera!

This looks weird as hell and I AM HERE FOR IT!

As a person with hundreds of hours under my belt as well, I can say that the thing that would bring me back in an instant would be a single-player or co-op story mode. I would happily pay for an expansion that was story-based. And by story-mode, I mean more than stand-alone scenarios. They need to be a cohesive story.…