Mechs and sentient gorillas aren’t that far of a stretch. A hyper-intelligent hamster designed to be a nuisance, joke-character is a step too far.  

/shrugs, I mean, that’s true. However, I feel like it’s a split between: A) Koko the gorilla could actively communicate, so Winston and other primates aren’t that far of a stretch for suspension of disbelief, and then B) the game already causes enough frustration and anger (just take a look at other comments…

Hammond killed it for me.

Crazy Tom
11/3/18 11:20pm

They should go ahead and rename it Diablo: Out of Season April Fool’s Joke. Owning the disappointment is the first step to getting at least a bit of respect back.

This is a big one for me. As I get older, I hear more of the inner voices yelling, “You have to be productive! You can’t just enjoy things anymore! What, you only did a few chores and played video games on your day off from a full-time job? You’re wasting your life!”

Wow, that’s lame. They should’ve taken a note from Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles. They could’ve one-for-one copied how CC used the GBA screens for personal menus.

This is actually the exact reason why I’ve never played a Metal Gear Solid game for more than half an hour. Being spotted because of buggy controls in a game about being super stealthy is an instant turnoff to me.

I constantly find myself saying, “Damn! Kassandra’s got game!” when choosing the flirty options (which, let’s be real, we all choose 100% of the time no matter what, because Kassandra is fearless in her lovemaking).

I’m just glad they’re bringing back Kid Zelda alongside Toon Zelda.

can you test drive a Bolt or a Prius?

“Skybound will work with members of the original Telltale team...”

Just want to chime in, as someone who uses them for work occasionally, those stripped-screw removers are LEGIT.

Just want to chime in, as someone who uses them for work occasionally, those stripped-screw removers are LEGIT.

That’s awesome!

I wonder if they’ll be either banned or invincible in the Chinese market.  I always find it interesting how games have to do very specific adjustments for different markets.

Yeah, top-left is def Gwyn.  I’m not sure who the top-right is supposed to be.  Maybe Slave Knight Gael?

Ok, woah.

Those laid off were encouraged to begin applying for unemployment as soon as possible and were told their health benefits would run out at the end of the month, just nine days later, according to a source and to social media postings by ex-developers. They had 30 minutes to leave the building.

So Troy Baker is basically the Man in Black, but with a golden mask, and he’s sold out to whatever evil force is slowly devouring everything (a la the Outer Dark)...

Coincidentally, Ed, Edd, & Eddy never seem to succeed in their schemes, either.  I smell a conspiracy.