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You should just cut the Metacritic paragraph altogether. If you’re going to say it’s a number that shouldn’t be relied on, but then use it anyway, you’re feeding the system.

So, alternatives: A) scrap the paragraph entirely, you’re not losing any real content by losing two sentences, or B) pop an email to your Kotaku…

Ah, now this reminds me of Bloodborne’s cane whip. What a glorious weapon.

Solid lyrics.

I used to get pissed off about overused jokes like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I mean, if that happened to me, I would say one sentence, start giggling about the echoes of me, then be caught in an endless fit of giggle-loops as the echoes copied me.

“I’m gonna punch the shit out of you, then I’m gonna punch the shit out of you, then I’m gonna punch the shit out of you, then I’m gonna punch the shit out of you...”

Whichaway?

Spirit-bonded by archers. High-fives, brah.

Sucks that I work all don’t and won’t have time for this...

How Emperor Palpatine will play:

Yes. Holy balls, this is totally Lord Byron. Yes.

Well, according to Bungie’s new production timeline, Destiny 2’s story has just been entirely scrapped. The writing team will now cut up all the pieces and moments of the game and fit them together in a book of mad-libs purchased from Wal-Mart’s children’s books section.

Pictured: Bungie’s senior staff.

Seriously, what the hell is up with Konami?

Right? I mean, the anime part would be cool, but just a straight-up bullet train would do wonders here.

I wish we could get stuff like this in America.

“It doesn’t matter what it will cost. If it costs too much this week it will cost the right amount a year from now.” - Oculus head of worldwide studios Jason Rubin

Um, I’ma be that pony nerd, but you gotta keep up with me here:

It’s because she’s an alicorn now, not simply a unicorn. She used to be the same size as the other regular pony folks. At the end of season 3, though, through a magical mishap, she accidentally swapped all of her friends’ cutie marks, thereby changing…

Praise it! Praaaise iiiit!!!

Another beautiful game I’d like to play that’s going to be stuck in Kickstarter hell til forever... Might as well add it to the list with Moon Hunters and Children of Morta.

Damn though, that pixel art is gorgeous.