Yeeeaaaahhh!! My boy Locke coming in at #3!

“Fondling around... FOOLING around—FOOLY COOLY!”

HYPER TEABAG MODE—GO!

Yeah, it’s almost like boxing is killing itself off by relying too heavily on PPV, but then I could be way wrong, they’re probably making more money than ever. Still though, if the one of the biggest fights of the decade turned out to be so lame, I’m not sure how much more flashy advertising will keep people coming…

Totilo, what did you think of the fight Saturday night?

I somehow pulled off getting a Ness and Charizard preorder on Bloody Thursday. I never thought it would have been possible.

Anyone else watching Twitter right now just to see Totilo’s input? Because i have no idea who's winning.

Saaagaaaaa!!

Man, such an AMAZING series.

Lol, this guy is awesome. Next time I have a problem, I’ll think about it for three days exactly, come to the conclusion of, “WTF I don’t know,” and then proceed as usual.

But seriously, Patrick, let’s go drinKING!

Perfect, this is a great tool, and to all of the apocalypse preppers/conspiracy theorists who are scared of companies “abusing their power,” I have the universal multitool that will keep you safe from any and all bans:

Don’t be a dick.

Waayyyy late in this response, but I’m on Cactuar!

Check Klepek’s replies. The info available is speculative. In time, I’m sure he’ll post the full story.

But what about Half-Life Threeeeeee?????

It’s like a really ugly breakup. I’m almost expecting to see TMZ covering this divorce.

“I AM SO ANGRY THAT THIS MAN LEVELED A NEW CHARACTER THROUGH THE USE OF TIME SPENT WITH OTHER CHARACTERS AND FRIENDS.”

-A Surprising Amount of Comments on this Article

Awesome, thanks for all the tips, Chip

Is it possible to take a pet-ability from another class and use it as a monk? I saw in the class description that the Arcanist can summon a carbuncle as a companion. Would it be possible to take that ability and set the carbuncle to hold aggro, or am I completely off in imagining what the carbuncle is capable of doing?

So I’m rolling a monk, like your guy. Any monk-specific tips?

Hah, nice, so swap to off-classes (especially when one is maxed-out) when turning in quests so that the exp doesn’t go to waste. Thx for all the tips, man!