We should start a GoFundMe page to get Sakurai his own personal masseuse. Guy deserves it.

Lolololol ohhh man! 1%! What an ending!

Gahhh but rrrgghh... I can handle frustration and abuse via gameplay. A loss in a From Soft game means that you were either impatient, mistimed, or you didn’t yet know the strategy, all of which are in your control to improve. The matchmaking doesn’t even make sense, and that’s what makes it the worst.

When playing…

Hahaha, what?? 100+ for Amygdala is overkill!

Currently lvl 79, using the Threaded Cane+9 and Pistol +6

4 paragraphs of the step-by-step process to play with your friends, and even then the game might decide to not let you play together. This is, by far, the stupidest, most frustrating part about this game.

Praise the Sun!

That was actually my main reason for buying a PS4.

That, and my delusional, self-torturing dreams of The Last Guardian...

Just reached who I assume is the last boss (no spoilers, ya’ll). After 40+ hours of gameplay and who knows how many deaths, I have to say, this fight is epic. The scenery is beyond gorgeous, the buildup was badass, and the combat makes me feel like a friggin Jedi. Even though I’ve died multiple times on this fight…

OR GET REKT

Better keep a link to this article in your bookmarks, Jason, for all of the “But why doesn’t Kotaku ever talk about male characters?” comments that are bound to happen in the future.

“generally it takes at LEAST three tweets for me to work up to putting men in concentration camps” - That’s sarcasm, captain. No doubt about it.

You... um, you can’t see that she’s being sarcastic?

...but it’s ok for the guy to call her a “creature”? Also, this might help:

Bungie doesn’t listen to community at all, releases crap patches = gaming alive and well

Obsidian (which, btw, used the community’s backing to create the game, therefore, technically, the community would be the producers) removes 8 lines of text for offending a group of people from the community = DEATH OF GAMING

Sadly, this is the attitude of the loud, whiny “gamer” crowd right now (e.g. - GamerGate and its bullshit).

Apologies, bro, but, as a man, and, if the internet is to be believed, a BIG, STRONG MAN with powerful muscles and the spark of desire in every woman’s eye, I don’t feel at all threatened by Erika’s request.

The joke was off-kilter. I wouldn’t want someone telling it to my gay friends, and it’s extremely out of place…

Chris Metzen, simply because I want to ask him to say “For the Horde!”

Or, you know, I’d like to hear from the devs of League of Legends, how they brought the free-to-play franchise into the big time spotlight (Yannick would be all about this).

“No mercy for wheelchairs.”