crazytom
Crazy Tom
crazytom

Dude, they are MEAN at level 50. And I feel you about the scarcity thing. It's so dumb. I just want the Villager so I can play with him and watch him fight, not to keep it on a damn shelf, collecting dust and "value."

Nooooooooooo!!!!

My friends and I just livestreamed an amiibo tournament tonight, letting the little sluggers duke it out while we commentated. It was so ridiculously fun, gonna have to train them and make this a regular thing.

New Call of Duty simulator?

Guy needs to change his name to Orpheus.

The horrible grammar only adds to it, too.

Claptrap's playing this game?

Yep, I'm out.

Pllzzzzzzz

Ol' Azzy is an actual threat, though. Gotta watch that guy.

Thank you. I'm glad somebody else is saying it.

Can... um, can I chime in?

NASA is totes working on a warp drive right now. In theory, it's possible.

So, yeah, not really, you know, anything useful to say here, I'm just really excited about space.

"Sparky, no! Don't fight the big buildings alone!"

Literally every time I play with someone new, I tell them that mercs and mechanics win the game. Teamfights are only useful for late-game rez timers.

"Alright, let's all go mines this ti— Valla? Valla, what are you doing? Valla, you can't solo a knight camp at level 8! Valla, would you ju— UGH, friggin... Great, thanks guys, they now have 70 skulls and your healer has a 25 second respawn time."

- Just about every match on this map.

Man, that would have been the best. Opportunity missed, sexbot.

Sure. That makes me feel better about it.

Offworld came across the amusing oddity, which you play by texting an actual phone number (text ";)" to 669 333-SEXT to begin) and sending awkward pictures to. Here's how it works:

Is that Chris Person narrating?

Holy frick, Uematsu did the OST for this?

Yep, I just checked, my wallet has magically appeared beside me. I am no longer responsible for my actions, I am merely a victim of circumstance.