Looks fun!

Hah, he even has a blue shirt like Toon Link.

Only the most frustrating spot in the entire game.

I wish I could go on a virtual reality adventure with Beemo...

"I'm in the Twilight Zone right now." - sums up how it felt to watch the entire conversation

Those f$4kers deserve to have every exploit in the game used against them.

THAT F&*KIN SPOT.

Looking forward to fellow I-paid-too-much stories from other Kotakuans (Kotakans? Kotakers?). I sometimes think about buying a pet in WoW, but then I get scared that I'll become addicted and run away.

Wait wait, he's cutting up his credit cards after chopping off his hands? What if he did both at the same time? Sounds like a surefire way to save carbon, imo. That stuff is 'spensive.

Whatever the game is, my money's on Fahey being assigned to review it.

Pedantry!

Right?? It just rolls of the tongue, and you instantly know which console someone is talking about.

C'mon, Square. You're committing two major sins here:

You go that way, I'll go home.

As soon as y'all get your hands on one of these things, can you get Leo to do a video?

Aw, but then you couldn't sound dumb when telling your non-gamer friends about it.

They should have called it the Super 3DS. Naming opportunity missed.

Lol, what about whatsisname-suit-guy kicking his own sword? It feels like an announcer needs to start screaming "Goooaaaalll!!"

This is the cleanest AC map of all time.

The inversion of Assassin's Creed gameplay is Rogue's best success. As you walk through the game's version of New York City, you'll regularly hear whispers—an aural clue that an assassin is nearby. You'll want to track them before they track you. You're able to play a series of side missions in which you're trying to…

Ahhh Spore... That's literally the game holding me back from getting too excited about No Man's Sky. It looks great, but it could always be another Spore...