Your side is still crying because you didn't get your way in the Civil War.

“Trump 2020. Fuck your Feelings”....this pretty much sums it up.

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

Bob Menendez, of New Jersey. He’s one of my Senators and he is FUCKING USELESSSSSSSSS. 

I would say that the board that certified Dr. Paul should take away his license, but then I remembered that Rand Paul certified himself with a bogus licensing board he made up himself.

QUIT FUCKING TRAVELING!

Leave it to the good US of A to start planning Christmas and thanksgiving traveling, ignoring all evidence, while being one of the worst hit countries in the world.

Is she going to have better clothes without Kanye for a stylist?

I absolutely agree. I might have major issues with the Kardashians and Jenners in just about every aspect....but for this, my heart breaks for her and her kids. There is no amount of money, fame, doctors, treatment, medicine, etc in the world that makes Kim Kardashian feel any different than anyone else who is trying…

RE: Kim and Kanye, I just feel terrible for their kids.

Hey Ivana not everybody can marry your ex-husband for citizenship. Even if they could, I’m sure most wouldn’t want to, because we all know that he is disgusting. 

Ivana... my dear. I was going to hold the tongue, but you wanted to enter the public discourse so let’s talk publicly.

True, too much plastic surgery and eventually the face rebels. 

Yup. That whole “I really don’t care, do you?” jacket the first lady wore to visit ICE detainees was straight-up old school facist rhetoric, a really popular phrase during WW2.

“I have absolutely no problem with the immigrants, but they have to come to the country legally.”

The gaudiness of Ivana & Donald really just makes me think they’re just some sort of lecherous Mars Attacks! style alien hiding under layers of the ugliest makeup & spray-on tan you can buy.

Nice job letting your child have her own lane to live her life.

The Catholic church is clever—instead of adapting to the times, they’re working to take us back to the dark ages, when they were at the height of their power and popularity.

Of course they’re all anti-vaxxers too, right?

If someone doesn’t want to use birth control and wants to have 19 children, or 10 children, or 5 children, or however many kids they can manage to pop out between the day they get married and the day they die/hit menopause, they’re more than welcome to do that. As long as they’re, you know, competent to take care of…