The just basic lack of respect, especially towards women, of one’s peers in our current political climate (it was around but Trump has brought it front and center), is truly astounding. Calling a grown woman, a public servant, an elected official, the fucking 2nd in line for president “Crazy Nancy” is—or at least…

Kanye.

You guys, that headline pic.  It is really weird looking at pictures of what they actually look like as humans.  

PLEASE!  too many shoes for ‘difficult feet’ look like something from a convent

Those kids are lucky they’re not picking up trash on the side of the highway for the next fifteen years.

Or at least it is time to avoid explosive and incindiary devices during your “party”. How about a nice sign saying “it’s a boy” or “it’s a girl” or “it’s an indeterminate blob?”

These parties celebrate a baby’s gender as their primary identifying characteristic—after all, we know very little else about them at that point.

Retire them, along with big wedding, engagement parties, baby showers, and all other events that have gotten WAY out of hand.

Here’s my 12 year old Kisa bombed out on the bed next to me right now.

Veronica always has to be by me or touching me. I know she loves me. She is very affectionate and follows me around.

Oh man...after she loses the election and retreats to drinking alone in the dark with her Michelle Bachmann cuddle-doll as she considers her total lack of options, I have to hope that someone shows up at her door offering her a slot on a reality show called “My Dick Roommate”. Her already-signed co-star? Tomi Lahren.…

Juse here to post pics of Moo Cow and Theo Catzman

When Kimmy goes to visit her immigrant family, does she put her extensions in a pet carrier and in to 14 day quarantine?

I know this was absolutely intended rhetorically, but in case someone is actually curious- I’m a bookseller in a mid-sized city in Maine, and I swear almost every single copy we’ve sold of these books have gone to older white men and women. Like, retired doctors and teachers that regularly pick up the latest Erik…

I legitimately fear this everyday. That he’ll win again. It’s equally mind boggling and scary as hell. They’re are a lot of people in this country who have drank Trump’s orange punch and really don’t care how bad their personal situation is as long as they FEEL like the liberals/minorities/etc are doing worse than…

Not join, but I guess that's too simplistic, maybe say you have poor connection or have something else to do. 

Yes, I’m petty. Ivanka wasn’t born pretty. She bought pretty.

I use turn signals as a similar litmus test. There are rarely any penalties for ignoring the use of turn signals (as evidenced by all the people who drive BMWs across my city), but you do it because you care about both your safety and the safety of other motorists.

dollar-store version of her half-sister Ivanka Trump

Strong “Kylie desperately trying to be Kim” vibes with Tiffany.