My beef with the Lisa Frank apartment is that we go crazy about that yet pick on a teenager (Jojo Siwa) for having a similar aesthetic.

I came here to mention that. I can’t remember who played Cher but she was no Alicia Silverstone.

Not going to lie.  I wore Crocs as beach shoes.  They were really easy to hose the sand out of.

Kayne is allergic to fun colors. 

My parents watch both these shows.  Jeopardy is on at 7 and Wheel at 7:30.  NYC suburbs.

This! I’m someone who barely passed math and science in high school. That alone should let anyone know that they shouldn’t major in a subject that they struggled with.

I used to work for a store that pushed credit cards. They were the be all end all of the annual reviews (your raises and hours were determined by credit cards alone).

You honestly strike me as someone at a corporate HQ who has no idea what frontline employees face.

When you booked the room, the cost was built into your room.

I had a Nissan Versa as a rental car on a business trip.  It was very no frills but I really liked that car.

I purposely book window seats because I LIKE to look out the window.  I do not have the ability to sleep on planes.

I typically pay cash for gas (easier for me to budget with cash).  It is SOOO much easier to hand the attendant a 20 than to go inside and prepay.

I read a book years ago by an author who had a cocker spaniel-chihuahua mix and called it a “Cockawawa.”

Gas station coffee (Wawa) in NJ is excellent (I like Wawa coffee so much that I buy bags of it to make at home) and they don’t let you pump your own gas there (there would be riots at the statehouse if that law was repealed).  

I am from New York. Even my Girl Scout troop (80s-90s so only women) was referred to as “you guys.”

Calling a woman (who is not your SO or child) sweetheart isn’t acceptable. I don’t want to be called sweetheart by someone I’m not in a romantic relationship with.

I was a bitch about phones to a (now former) friend.   I demanded that when we went out, we played “phone roulette” by putting our phones face down on the table.  First person to touch their phone pays the bill.

One of the things I wish people would stop doing is judging everything by 2019 standards (people, events, movies/TV shows, etc).

I honestly wonder if Daddy Dearest will be around to see Barron graduate from college, let alone high school.

Unless your dog is actually a medical necessity, please don’t fly with them and abuse laws meant to help the disabled.  Either leave them at home or take a trip in driving distance.