Please do not get your pet certified as a support animal. This creates backlash against them.

We almost had one in 2011 (Gabby Giffords).

Seaside Heights, NJ. Yes not the classiest place in the world (thanks MTV) but it was fun.

I found a canister at my parents’ house that fits in my driver door cupholder (aka not a convenient place to put a drink). I keep money in there (a $20 for emergency gas money and change for parking meters).

I keep an emergency $20 tucked away in my car. It is only to be used for one thing, gas, and if used, must be replenished ASAP

Hopefully this means that she registers to vote in Michigan.

Can he pick a fight with Beyonce next?  Oh to unleash the Bey Hive on the White House.....

Yes unleash the Swifties.

She was accepting an award when Kayne had his outburst.

She (Kellyanne) needs to calm down.

Get a Google Voice with a 207 area code.

Her nemesis Kayne is in his 40s and acts like an 8 year old.

Ironically I’m wearing a Target Mossimo cardigan (from like 5 years ago) today.  I wish it wasn’t Mossimo because I like it (it has cats on it).

Gary is the name of a badass Instagram cat (he goes on outdoor adventures) so consider that flattering.

I lived in NC a few years ago and saw everyone doing this.  I wonder if backing into a parking space was on the driver’s test there or something.

It is maybe petty, maybe not depending on who you ask. Under no circumstances will I date a Republican.

A pen and paper.  I won’t remember anything if I don’t physically write it down.

She is 26, therefore isn’t eligible for the 27 club yet.

This belongs on the “aged like milk’ Reddit.

I am old enough to remember that election.