And keep the wimminfolks in their place-- back to the kitchen making me a sandwich!

My best birthday was when I turned 9. My grandfather (without consulting my parents first) gave me a kitten as a present.

In 1968, the voting age was 21.  So Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden were old enough to vote, but Elizabeth Warren was not (19).

She needs to replace the Puerto Rican flag with a Don’t Tread on Me flag and see if the HOA goes apeshit.

Just bring them to the thrift store.  Bonus is if you put your clothing donations on them.

Rick Perry deep-throating the corn dog was better.

This is tame compared to Rick Perry deep-throating a corn dog (2011?) and Michele Bachmann’s phallic picture with one.

You now have voters who don’t know what a VCR is.

So worrying about safety makes you a baby?

Simple— do something where people do their own fixings.

This should only happen if Macaulay Culkin comes back as an adult Kevin McAllister.

I’ve had a hard time with this since I was a kid.  I was told it would get better once I started driving, but it hasn’t.  I do the hand trick (left hand makes an L).

But Biden is making ZERO effort to court younger voters. I am somehow on his mailing list and one of his emails was about where people were during the moon landing.

Same (and same birth year). My mom worked until Friday, I was born that Monday.

I’m sorry, but what party’s debate was it when a candidate talked about his dick size (disguised as hand size) and gave a nickname to an opponent based on that?

I saw it during Lion King.

The system expects parents to pay for college, whether they are willing to or not. A parent’s income will be taken into consideration if the kid is under 24.

I worked at a bank and we had that book.  If a state was redesigning their drivers licenses, the book showed the old and the new ones.

I’ve never been a bouncer, but I used to work for a bank. Every year, we were given a book of IDs and it had samples of every North American drivers license/state ID card in circulation.  For example, if a state redesigned their drivers license, then it would show a sample of the old and the new one.  It also had a…

I’ve had drivers licenses in two states.  Neither included weight.