My experience is that dog owners’ homes smell worse than cat owners’ homes do.  I know way too many people who let their (small) dogs piss all over the kitchen floor (no puppy pads or anything).

What I like least about the pizza is that they put their toppings under the cheese.  I’m a vegetarian.  It is easy to pick off pepperoni, but not so easy when it is under the cheese.

Pizza Hut isn’t great but it satisfies cravings.  Once a month, I REALLY crave it and am happy that it is available at my local Target.  Sometimes you really just want greasy pizza.

That is when I started reading the books.  I remember my mom telling me to read something else because my teacher expressed concern at a parent-teacher conference.

Here’s the question. Is this a modern day BSC or not? Will we see the characters as adults?

Reviving a very old post. I’m a canvass director who has run various door to door operations (never any fundraising). I applied to a regional director at PIRG and they passed me to the next round which included an additional application.

I worked in a Big Box where whatever song was a part of their current advertising campaign would play every hour on the hour.

Am I the only one who now sees Amy Klobuchar as a reverse Ariel (little mermaid).  Ariel combs her hair with a fork, Amy eats with a comb.

Have you seen the movie Tommy Boy?

Counterpoint-- buy any color but white if you’re a woman (or a man) who wears makeup.  

Counterpoint-- buy any color but white if you’re a woman (or a man) who wears makeup.  

I use them to wash my face. 20 washcloths will get me (1 person) through 10 days.

I use them to wash my face. 20 washcloths will get me (1 person) through 10 days.

My worst job had a very strange interview process (the guy was 2 hours late on the initial phone screen and then met me at a random Starbucks with no seats for the in-person interview). In the interview process, I was not told about things like where I would be working, salary, hours, etc.

You know what felt even better? Going all KonMari on my clothing items that required special underwear (looking at you things like off the shoulder, halter, strapless, backless, VPL, etc).

Which MLM does he shill for?

I’ve ended one friendship (others have been ended on me or have faded without drama). Ghosting was the only way to do this. Eventually she kept texting me and I told her that our lives were going in two different directions and it would be best for her if she made friends with people in her field.

I’ve stopped patronizing a (delicious) pizzeria because of their TV channel of choice (Fox News).  They went out of business a year later.

I’ve been next to someone on a plane who could not fit in the seat. First thing she did was lift the armrest.

The TSA is partially to blame for the rise of flip flops. When you have to take off your shoes to go through security, you want to wear a pair that is easy to slip on/off.

Could be the plastic surgery and Botox.

Mine was a small public school. Most kids were there from K-12. Other towns a mile away had their own similarly sized public schools.