“The best people”

Oh good, another impossibly addictive impossible game.

It’s a pretty sad state of affairs if I’m more qualified than the upper levels of our government for their respective positions; I’m a pretty big shithead.

Yes, there are Christian minority groups targeted in the Middle East by ISIL... But there are also many Muslims who are targeted by ISIL as well. Guess which religious group Ken Starr would be worried about?

Presumably by indicating your marital status in a HR form? Enforcement isn’t the point though, it’s just a scream from conservatives who want red meat for the base.

I was really hoping twitter was going to ban trumps personal account, saying “we don’t want to be liable for communicating out messages that may start a world war.” but then I realized 1- they are spineless and would never do that and 2- when they eventually go under, trump supporters could say he killed it off.

We work hard, and we play hard.

Because then they get struck down by a judge, then they can shout “activist!”, then they send a mailer/email for donations, then they stay in office.

I made that realization with winter outerwear. I’ve looked ridiculous for the past few years (to my wife at least), but I’ve never been more comfortable.

A coworker’s daughter spent about 3 weeks in a neurological icu after abruptly u-turning on a popular path. She got destroyed by a guy on a bike going at a relatively quick pace. Helmet to head collision. Really ugly.

Bonus: I ring my bike’s bell nearly continuously while riding home from happy hours. I like to think it notifies the community of my happiness.

I hated the Boston strong crap when it first came out, I absolutely loathe it now that we’re further removed from its origin.

God Buffalo accents are the worst. “Oh my gaaaahd!”

When you have the key to the city of buffalo, do you really need anything else?

And supposedly I was paid by Soros to go to the Philly airport.

I assume the settlement was a five finger discount.

I guess I can stop calling now!

I’ve been calling for the past week. I’ve yet to get through to any of the offices. Isn’t there some sort of accessibility requirement for them?

There was a guy at a Philly protest who arrived on a tricycle that had a sign making station on he platform. Impressive.

HOW DID ANYONE LISTEN TO THIS MAN SPEAK AND THINK, “YES THAT IS WHO I’D LIKE TO REPRESENT ME?”