Considering the price of stadium beer, a spill is either a true accident or a sign of complete assholishness (super drunk person spilling/tossing a beer at someone on rage/etc). If it’s the former, get over it. If it’s the latter, well, public shame seems to be a good option but I’m perfectly ok with ... calling…

I find it hard to come up with phrasing for someone like Sen. Toomey, who just announced his support of the ban after a weekend long retreat with bazillionaires.

Student loans gone in an afternoon? Sign me up. Just make me a db and I’ll embarrass myself for a few hours.

I’m pretty sure he hasn’t forgotten that, which is why they won’t be in the room.

I have to say, I haven’t slept in 7 days, I honestly feel like evil has won. I always knew there were people with whom I disagreed, but I operated under the assumption that we had some common base of humanity.

But do they know that we know that they know we don’t know what we’re doing?

My wife said the same thing this weekend, right before I had to go to Home Depot for a new light fixture and a drywall pitching kit.

I appreciate the approach of using IRAs and 401ks, but once you’ve maxed your match you need to consider the notion of a balance between tax savings and liquidity. You should work to have a few months of cash on hand, in savings, that you can access without the penalties you’d see from tax shelters.

James’ story probably rung up about $1,000,000 in medical bills... but god forbid we spend some money covering preventative and emergency coverage for everybody.

Having just read Seveneves, the meteor in waiting death seems pretty morbid.

And the cries of “executive overreach!” from republicans has surprisingly come to a halt. The guy is literally issuing more executive orders in his first week than Obama did in a year.

Seconded on watching things melt, it relaxes me:

I know this is probably really divisive, but I’m just going to say it: can we move to calling them garbanzo beans instead of chickpeas?

It’s the barstool sports’ comment section Demographic

At least the name would make sense.

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I look forward to the inevitable political statement, subsequent trump tweets, and 3 days of news coverage resulting from this performance.

So she’s taking the Supreme Court nominee approach of saying nothing... which is entirely inappropriate for a cabinet position.

Great, now I need to add “Howard Hughes isolation madness” to my “how will this presidency end?” betting pool.

And people say they aren’t reimbursed for their effort! I’m pretty sure those hospital bills will be paid for, just like their tuition!