get a 2018 Corvette.

i’m surprised nobody’s tried to weaponize it yet.

she better get a thorough examination because that looks like it could’ve been some kind of stroke.

if nothing else, any potential employer will be able make their decision accordingly when they google her name and see this.

i’d still tap that.

i only bless people once, that’s it. if they sneeze again and ask why i didn’t say “bless you” again i tell them that my blessings last a lifetime, so once is enough and all you will get.

i watched the video with the sound off. i’m a Gen Xer and just have no compulsion to listen to a taylor swift song. the video was hella cool though.

will she be allowed to drive?

well damn, looks like everybody’s rapey past is catching up with them.

i dunno, to me, “I don’t remember” translates to, “girl, you just weren’t important enough for me to commit precious memory cells to. I had my fun at your expense, and went on with my life.”

i think it has something to do with the high concentration of Neanderthal genes they have.

well, if it’s any consolation, we men feel the exact same way about your titties.

huh? unless she also broke her pussy during that fall i don’t see how she still couldn’t perform with cast on her leg. i’m sure there’s some sorta freaky fetish market of people who like handicap or accident porn.

i bet he eats his own semen.

i’ve been saying all along, this guy’s extremely fey. i don’t know what Ivanka sees in him. i just feel in my bones he’s going to announce he’s transitioning at some point. probably after he’s incarcerated.

to be fair, it was a grey and saggy titty.

because history is written by those in power.

fuck white people.

ok, but does her guy know she’s a man?

WORLDSTAR!