Forgot one of the best:

I need this woman to live to be 150 years old.

If a relative saying something that NASA doesn’t like is all it takes to blacklist a Ph.D. astronaut, then she never had a chance to begin with.

Really couldn’t care less about what the kids are doing, but why did they name them like Transformers?

Mazel Tov

Cocaine ain’t cheap, allegedly.

what if there is nothing else to do?

To me it looks like the Cartman “Screw you guys, I’m going home” gesture.

I will probably regret saying this, but I would totally buy legal weed for a 17-year-old.

That mugshot alone would make me upgrade the charges.

On the topic of FF, I wonder if it might be better as a TV show?

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

While the man is both stupid AND arrogant, the problem here is delusion and senility. He’s so “crazy” that people can’t see that he’s actually CRAZY.

Oh please, please, please, please....

If you mean cheering one on, I’m in.

I’m on Team Stroke.

You can’t lead with a picture of a bear and then not include more bear pictures. I don’t care that this isn’t Deadspin, it’s just not right.

I think Moore’s actual campaign van looks like this:

So sadly it pays to be a narcissistic misogynist predator. It unfortunately makes sense as a lot of the traits that can help with success also have downsides for ones character.

His New Mutants covers are classic. Maybe there's a gallery online or something. The insides… I'm not so crazy about those. Their much more pencil-n-ink style, and Sienkiewicz is an artist who works best in a big sandbox and without a leash.