Surprised John Byrne’s not mentioned. Although I hated his work on the Fantastic Four I really like his turn at the X-Men.

Caption: Hey look, I’m holding a doggie. Aren’t I adorable?

i feel her pain. i also accidentally turned my dad into ice when practicing a spell i learned in Witchcraft for Dummies.

i’d date the guy in the photo....

mmm, u had me at asses.

you sure that lede photo isn’t an advertisement for NAMBLA?

when i get someone else’s email i send it back to the post office.

don’t worry, i’m sure Halle Berry will get the part.

why not every day?

had no idea the girl who was in Little House on the Prarie was lesbian.

that’s cuz they look sad and saggy.

whenever i see a photo of Spurlock i feel like he just missed being cute.

yikes! what happened to his face??

so we’re being taken out by a giant soap bubble?

every day i wonder to myself why we are collectively allowing this trainwreck to continue? i just don’t get it.

i also find that extremely pretty men don’t age well either. though there’s a rare exception where pretty when young can go to dashing in middle age. Buster Keaton is a good example of that even though he was far from pretty or dashing by the time he hit 50.

it’s always paid to be an asshole in this country. we idolize and elevate those who display the worst human traits. afterall, look who’s in the white house. there’s a reason the phrase, “nice guys finish last” has been around a long, long time. because it’s true.

wth is up with that photo? those are actually dudes, right?

newsflash: Prince’s body no longer exists. he was cremated.

i don’t get it. why was she allowed to learn to read and write?