yeah, that’s one of the many gripes i have with that movie. we’ve known for quite awhile that the statues were painted, so there’s really no excuse for the art director(s) to not have done that in the film.

he looks like he might’ve been a cutie thirty years ago.

oh you’re certified alright.

This.

dude, that’s just nasty.

that’s a spicy meatball.

omg i know, right? money well spent.

what i hate is when black people sit back in judgement not doing a damned thing to make other people’s lives better.

it does if the milk came from Mae West.

well, i gotta admit i’ve always thought that the Australian aboriginal people to be the least attractive race i’ve ever seen.

but the thing is your parents won’t be around when you’re old.

and abused giant pandas.

was the floor stained red because they were all bleeding out of their wherever?

they had great brows because back then people only bathed once a month.

panties in a blender?

that video makes me wanna have angry sex with him.

yeah, i’m actually starting to feel sorry for the poor guy.

because the 80s was the future, baby. that’s how we rolled.

because her vocals are heavily autotuned due to the fact she can’t sing. Madonna sounds like Adele compared to her.

it’s a bacterium that eats your anal walls.