i love Melissa too but the fact that she can command $23M for one movie would only make me happy if she shared some of it with me. Frankly i think these salaries are absurd and show us how backwards our priorities are as a species.

my jaw dropped when i saw it’s nearly $100 cheaper at walmart. thanks for mentioning that.

my jaw dropped when i saw it’s nearly $100 cheaper at walmart. thanks for mentioning that.

i’ve had my eye on this one for awhile from Overstock. not too big, but not too small either. perfect if you live in a small-ish apartment and need a sizable work area but not a big hulking desk.

i’ve had my eye on this one for awhile from Overstock. not too big, but not too small either. perfect if you live in…

he has herpes.

i’ve been calling her RuPaul’s twin brother for years.

couldn’t have said it better except to say not only did she somehow manage to stay sober, unlike the contemporaries you mentioned, she managed to stay alive.

i hope she’s wearing panties.

she has brain damage. you’ll just have to deal with it.

more like a sad fact. ugh. time flies.

i totally understand why she wanted to have the breast reduction but is it a good idea to have that type of cosmetic surgery when your body is still growing?

awww, a little baby Ferengi.

well darn. here i thought it was named after Janet from Three’s Company.

love the Madonna circa 1985 vibe she’s giving off.

of course he can’t save black people. Obama can’t either, as is obviously apparent in the news on a daily basis in regard to the spate police shootings of unarmed (mainly black) people across the nation.

i can’t tell if that’s really Joan Crawford or Faye Dunaway from Mommie Dearest. Faye was just that good/scary in that role. to this day i tell people to never go full Joan.

The kind of ethereal music,” Newton-John told the Associated Press at the time, songs that “we hope, will be the songs of the ‘80s.”

isn’t it a bit of an ethical slippery slope to post a stock photo of a model under the headline of an article about someone who committed murder? if one of the readers hadn’t posted an actual photo of Gilbert i would’ve thought this was the guy. #fastfoodjournalism

because, you know, white.

that’s kinda similar to my roommate and I. except we had actual douche bags. every time one of us did something stupid we’d discuss how much it’s contents we’d pour on whoever was guilty. this one time i woke up and caught him fondling my nubbin. so, after he was done, i poured the entire contents on his head.

i started vaping. i wasn’t even planning on quitting smoking, just wanted something as an alternative to help me cut down on cigarettes. got my first vape kit two years ago and haven’t had a cigarette since. i highly recommend it.