whoa! tell me that’s not real. is that real?

that makes sense. I’m an early Gen Xer and my best friend is a late boomer but he’s always felt he leans much more Gen X.

during the first movies i thought it was cool that they cast Alicia Masters (Ben Grimm’s love interest) as black. it was a nice twist from what i was used to, and didn’t mess up anything in a way that detracted from cannon. in fact my biggest gripe was casting Jessica Alba as Susan Storm when i’d always pictured…

well, gee, i just wanna talk about my vagina. it grew some teeth and now it’s eating me from the inside out. i set it on fire but that just made it angry. whatsa girl to do?

well said. that’s my beef with all the ageist millennials constantly slagging on her. i’ve witnessed her entire career and know she’s not being any different than she’s been these past 30+ years. this is Madonna. the same woman who, with barely a hit under her belt, told Dick Clark in 1984 she planned to rule the…

i think it’s because he started out making fried chicken.

meh, there are too many of them anyway. at least if they don’t marry we won’t be inundated by all their spawn.

well it was bound to happen to him eventually. i’ve seen videos of how fast guys go in those wingsuit. that must’ve been a nasty mess to clean up.

whoa, i do that same move when i’m fanning my farts away.

“Did you see that? Samuel L. Jackson just littered on our Royal and Ancient Golf Course. What a dick.”

i really really wanna get rid of my dad bod but i just can’t quit red wine. it’s my precious.

i get the feeling this new blackness might go the same route as New Coke.

meh. i was hoping for something with more raw, gritty energy. like this

so, if colored actually means black then where did the hispanics and asians go if they were insane?

for realz.

poor people fuck.

ya know, when the botox and fillers settle in she looks really good for 57. if i didn’t know who she was i’d think she was in her mid 30’s. that’s money well spent.

i know, right? with this type of crazy Hollywood casting they may as well have Rashida Jones play Harriet Tubman.