man, she looks so different it’s kinda like the real Streisand died.

true. though i’m glad my parents never hugged me like that.

“I’m dead, bitches!”

i’m sorry but Zoe Saldana playing Nina Simone would require too much suspension of disbelief for me to take the movie seriously.

breast milk from India works for me.

that’s why i only buy my breast milk from India.

“bitch, i be so bad i pee da urines out my mutha f%#%^# ears!”

it’s amazing what you can do with flesh colored spray paint.

sorry but this sounds like Roar to me.

meh.

but, but, what if you don’t work with anyone named X?

“Grandmum you’re looking quite peckish, here eat this one.”

“Oh? I can eat this one hear you say? No thank you dear, gingers are way too fattening, you see I’m trying to lose a stone. Have you no lean Africans?”

“Oh my but that saying you can’t eat just one is so true.”

or Gentiles, mayhaps?

i have no idea who either of those people are and i’m comfortably ok with that.

i kept wondering why they posted a pic of Cher when the article is about Karen O. then it hit me that is Karen O.

i dunno, this is oh so politically correct Hollywood we’re talkin about. he might have to do the white baby as an appetizer, then move on to a baby of color for the real outrage to begin.

and let’s not forget the creepy pubic hair, and creepy penis.

if God wanted us to have a female president he would’ve said so in the bible.