i like how she poses as though she can sing.

that's right, smack that bitch up!

respect. true ladies go out in style.

she’s a two-bit sunday night harlot spawning the seed of 25 satans from her demonic, crust infested husk of a womb. jezebel be thy name!

actually, it was part of the act. that’s basically her way of saying, “Bitch, I own you!” to one of the biggest male entertainers of his generation.

“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”

isn’t he way too old for her now?

um, cuz she had his babies?

yup, plus you have to prove you’ve had consensual sex with at least 50 different partners of legal age.

love Ghost Town. she sounds best when she uses her alto vocal range. in some parts of the song she reminds me of Karen Carpenter. but i think her best ballad ever is This Used to be My Playground. the older i get the more meaning that song packs.

if you think that’s something you should see what comes out his butt.

well gee, i hope they don’t get rid of the glory holes.

“Well helloo there, I haven’t seen you around here before, you must be Bob’s new secretary.”

are there like no minority cops anymore? is the police force filled with only racist white guys?

real christians need to step up before their religion is taken over by the bigots and racists who use Christianity as a protective umbrella to legitimize their hatred. this is exactly what they did to take over the republican party while the moderates just sat idly by and did nothing.

loved that commercial as a kid. but my grown up eyes can't help but notice all the vaseline they smeared on the camera lens. who needs all that fancy age-reducing cgi software effects when all it takes is a tub of petroleum jelly?

nothing to be ashamed of. who hasn't let out a poot or two when they were being penetrated?

even better is it also works for toejam.

it's funny seeing many Madonna haters sayin stuff like, "i really liked this." what alot of people still don't get is what a marketing genius Madonna has always been. she realized very early in her career that ballads create converts with those who dislike her more sexed up fare. i can't recount over the years how…

huh? she hopped out of a stage prop helicopter which was just sitting there. what was so awesome about that? could've easily popped 0ut of a garbage can for all i care.