frankly i think people arrested for petty crimes like this shouldn't have their info plastered all over the internet. this kid is gonna have a helluva time finding a good job 10 years from now when a potential employer google searches him. this one silly, stupid mistake could hold him back the rest of his life.

she's like the man version of RuPaul.

and especially the ones that have the little exfoliation beeds in them. that'll rip up some vajayjay.

i'd be fighting mad too if i had pubes for hair.

probably ever seen just one episode but if he's really as popular as the article states then he can easily start a new show to compete with Top Gear.

well, some people only see the dollar signs… and that's charm enough for them.

sometimes when i'm thinking we're gettin pretty advanced technologically i'm reminded that we're still not advanced enough to give cops guns with settings other than kill.

loved her in True Blood.

ok all this here, this totally isn't working for you dude, not that the other looks did but dayaum!

i know, right? that was my first thought. seems like he's been around forever.

i don't tip cuz it feeds their crack habit.

oh crap! Rex Goliath is on the list. though i just drink their Pino Noir or Merlot but the list just mentions their Moscato variety which i don't drink. should i worry?

Diplo must have a really big peen cuz he's not all that to look at and i've heard nothing but bad shiz about how he treats women.

love that song. takes me back to my childhood in the late 70's. didn't know both Edwards and Thompson are dead now. bummer.

don't worry, with Gaga's history of recycling from other artists i'm sure we'll be seeing the mother monster project-o-dress in the near future.

i saw her on Graham Norton a while back and was surprised how understated she was. i'm so used to seeing her over the top characters that i thought she was nervous or maybe too intimidated by the other guests on the show to let her personality come out. after reading this now i know she just wasn't in her "on" state.

i very badly want to be Scully as an adult. but it would require extensive surgery, and the loss of my peen, which i'm quite attached to.

in nyc 8,000 kids went missing in one year? wtf??? with stats like that who wouldn't want to shoot a microchip into their kid?

she looks thirsty.

well, maybe she's a lady of the evening...