Silly, obviously it's because Lifetime is saving their money for the Mother May I Sleep With Danger sequel.

i guess it's kinda hard for the new generation to be innovative when it seems like everything has been done. the 80s especially saw an explosion of creativity, experimentation and iconography. whether the genre was pop, rock, alternative or country, everybody had an iconic sound or image that separated them from the…

i unfriend you.

ugh. you know, at this point i think she's just saying shit to get attention.

i agree that whoopi isn't the brightest bulb in the hat box but part of what she's saying is generational. Whoopi is old enough to have experienced America when blacks had to go to separate entrances, colored water fountains, and general old school segregation. Laverne never experienced that America. As a result…

and not bad as a lube, when you're in a pinch.

gotta give it up for flava flav. dude's uglier than sin on a stick and yet he's still getting attention.

as the saying goes, a good whitey is hard to find.

They should do a show called The Good White.

lol. what makes that extra funny is that bitch was so rich she probably hadn't seen a receipt for anything in decades. oh and someone really should make a gif out of that creepy ass smile of hers in the end.

but, but, i thought Oprah and Gayle were the love story for the aged.

has anyone noticed that since Lady Gaga's decline in popularity both Nicki Minaj and Katie Perry have toned down their own visual outlandishness alot?

i suppose only Gayle would know for sure.

ok but isn't she just ripping off the Low Talker?

it's high time we take profit out of speeding tickets. it should be illegal because it encourages "quotas", among other things. police authorities should have absolutely no say over where the money goes.

she kinda reminds me of a suckling pig.

The cops decided that Stapp's condition was not sufficiently unstable enough to warrant another psychiatric hold.

Wasn't Heaving Willie what he called his penis?

it's amazing how something that evolved to protect us (melanin) became something so hated by those who don't have as much.

men are so much more successful probably because women let us be. we're kinda like the panda bear of the human species. we shouldn't exist, but we're just so darned cute women go to extreme lengths to keep us around.