whoa! the original barbie doll looked like Rihanna. ginormous forehead and all.

now if only they could come up with a way for you to actually see the beam. still hella cool though.

so basically Whoopie is turning into grandma Klump right before our eyes.

what the fucka is a wacka flocka?

i remember when he used to be the spitting image of Diana. unfortunately adulthood appears to have activated Charles genes.

maybe he can't breathe.

"why yes, yes i do floss between my titties."

it puts the titty in the bottle.

it's best to say that they don't consider themselves black.

reminds me of my teen years watchin' the MTV for hours every day. they don't make 'em like Chrissy Hynde anymore.

ooh, and they're gonna go on a crime spree and eat dookie.

i realize it's still taboo in the U.S. to acknowledge this but she is biracial, so it makes sense that her hair would have both traits.

what a shame. she'd never make the cut on American Idol or The Voice if she were starting out today.

having been not yet born during the civil rights movement it feels like a veil has suddenly been lifted to reveal that it's not actually 2014 but still the 1950s. all the progress i thought we'd made as a country went up in smoke this year ... yet we have a black president. i feel like i'm living in bizarro land where…

Capsule's were understandable 40+ years ago for going to the moon but at this point we should have full blown starships. not Enterprise level starships but at least akin to a space plane. how in tarnation do they expect people to stay stuffed in a tiny capsule for months on a Mars trip?

i'm guessin Oprah's feelin' a little left out.

of course the other side to this is maybe she hasn't found any blacks who want to be her friend.

i'm sure they were aware of Cosby's history of serial rapiness. and i'm not surprised they got away with the joke. the writer's of that show were incredibly clever. heck the basic undertone of the entire series was a lampoon of their own network, NBC. they even poked fun of NBC being bought by Kabletown, er, i mean,…

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cute, he's gonna be more popular than he ever imagined...