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ooh me too. i'm biracial and i've never even knew about "the talk" until a few months ago. so i asked my dad, who's alot like Fishburne's character, why he never had "the talk" with me and he was all, "Well boy look at you! You're practically raw. You look just like your mom with a nice tan. Plus when you were a kid…

yum.

"How gothy were you?" asked the always reliably deadpan O'Brien.

with orange hair and skin

whaaaaat? no love for the Judds?

looks like she was going for Siouxsie Sioux and gave up when the pot kicked in.

oh honey just stop. here's a little tidbit for you. when the idols you've been emulating (madonna, grace jones, annie lennox, kate bush, siousxsie sioux, and cyndi lauper) were being weird and eccentric they still looked fabulous. you, on the other hand, just end up a hot weird mess. didn't they give you any tips on…

But not before she tried to exploit the current racial unrest in America to get herself out of trouble.

ok so basically Dracula looks like Morgan Spurlock?

what is it in men's dna that makes them do things like this? the reason i'm thinking there's something genetic about it is that you don't hear about women going on a killing spree murdering men. it's always a guy killing butt loads of women. what's up with that?

perhaps Franco is taking classes at the Shia Lebeouf school of method acting. :-/

not to support that guy but i've always thought that they do kinda look like drag queens.

I spy Patsy Stone.

gotta love that Merkel. She's the best thing that's happened to Germany since Donna Summer. :)

i know, right? that's why i haven't bothered responding to them. nice to see that someone got it though. thanks. :)

because, you know, micropeen.

i'm an atheist but sometimes i think dogs are just so perfect a companion and friend to humans that some divine plan must've placed them here for us to take care of each other. in other words dogs almost make me believe in god.

"Oh no she didn't just shove this pacifier in my white mouth! That's it Rosarita, you're fired!"