millennials don't wanna believe me but i swear ever since Beyonce came out with her latest album i've seen a lot of Madonna in her.

"Why does it always itch down there?"

now, now, let's not blame the Washington Post; I'm sure they woulda taken her more seriously if she was less attractive.

pussyfoot.

i've always assumed Hitler had a very tiny nubbin

grew up on Lynda Carter's wonder woman. all these years later and they still can't find anyone who lives up to her performance. sure the show was kinda campy cuz, you know, the 70's, but she took that role very seriously. that determination is why even today she's still the only Wonder Woman, especially for us gen…

damn. how can people be this crazy and not know it?

jeez that tribute to Jan Hooks was so sad, but beautifully fitting. nearly made me cry. this has been a terrible terrible year for those who make us laugh. it's almost as though God has declared a fatwa on comedians.

pussyfoot

apparently his job is to look like a young Lorenzo Lamas. duh.

the whole time i was watching her meltdown i couldn't help but think how stupid she is for not considering how this would make her look like a spoiled, self-entitled brat to everybody watching. unless her secondary plan is to take on the role of the villain and be known as the biggest sore loser in PR history she…

is it so politically incorrect to simply shut down transportation to and from the areas of origination?

with all these Shoundra Rhimes articles i'm beginning to feel like i should know who she is.

perhaps but few in the U.S. have heard him yet Sam Smith is all over the place.

Smith is ok but it's a crime that nobody's talking about this guy

well yeah if Rick Astley was ever chubby.

i dunno, i've always thought pussy gaps looked kinda weird.

it's nice to see she was able to garner success in her own right. finding your way out of Diana Ross's immense shadow could not have been easy.

see this is one reason i'm glad i'm gay. sex between men and women has become way too complicated.

"That can happen to anybody, so you have to be more careful."