switched to e-cigs last june and haven't had a tobacco cigarette since. it wasn't even my intention to quit tobacco so abruptly. i just found the e-cig satisfying enough to not go back to tobacco. although in the beginning i did miss the nicotine buzz i used to get with that first cigarette of the day. you don't get…

i know, right? i'm so over seeing the black guy die. jeez, if i wanted to see that over and over i'd just move to Florida.

wow. pornography is illegal? that's just not realistic. good luck with that.

omg, last night i was also going on and on about her face. i told my friend she looked like a mannequin. you gotta admit her features are a bit severe. but then she spoke later on and she had this little girl voice, which seemed like a disconnect with her face. i was expecting her to sound very patrician, or like a…

i really dont get the attraction to her but at least she used bangs to hide that ginormous forehead.

There's one filler word (well, technically two) I've noticed most everyone uses but nobody mentions, and that's "I mean". Many people start off a sentence with "I mean" even if it's their first declaration and not a continuation of thought. Example conversation below:

"Your family may not have literally owned slaves (one side of mine did) but trust me, there's fucked-up racism in there somewhere."

" (In case you weren't aware, slaves were usually given the last names of their owners, read some Malcom X.)"

my vagina smells like burnt coffee-beans, toe-jam, and ennui.

mmmm, i've been jonsing for a McDLT for going on twenty years.

kinda looks like a shower curtain liner but Annie's more than earned the right to wear whatever the hell she wants.

well at least she's bucking the trend of her contemporaries and actually wearing clothes.

i give myself a good loofa scrubbing once a week; for the rest of the week i do shower but mainly clean my underarms and privates.

i don't really get the hype. people act like Lorde is the second coming. and frankly that song Royals is irritating. it sounds like a lost Disney song from the Lion King soundtrack.

i once drank my mom's summer's eve when i was a kid and home alone. i didn't know what it was for but it smelled yummy.

it seems like lately Beyonce has been channeling 90's Madonna, perhaps not intentionally but the looks and feel is definitely there. for the first 0:50 seconds of that performance i thought Beyonce was Madonna. even the first few seconds after she turned around i still thought that was Madge.

that was my response too. but not because of her grill. what happened to her face? it looks so puffed up, and her eyes seem to be getting smaller. sigh.

nice jam. it definitely has that old school vibe circa 1988-92.

Faved for mentioning the late Lady T.

Thumbelina?