ok then. hows about:

Pubic hair is the thatch of curlies that grows around your gennies and lets you know that you are a grown-up now. You can do all kinds of things with it, including but not limited to: waxing, shaving, dyeing, plucking, shaping, straightening, lasering, braiding, and nothing.

probably the class of lying liars who lie.

During her heyday I kinda viewed her as the alternative to Madonna. I liked them both equally. Back in the day she was arguably just as successful, and, like Madonna, relied mainly on her stage and screen presence rather than the strength of her vocals. But where Madonna was mainly pushing sexual boundaries Janet had…

i dunno about lightened but they sure were heavy on the magenta filter.

interesting. well i had no idea leona lewis was black. she looks like she could be a Kardashian.

that's cuz there are no black kids, latinos or girls in Montana. duh.

she should probably laser zap all that hair growing out of her forehead.

considering he's smokes shit, is quite possibly the filthiest man in the world, and lived to be, thus far, 80 years old means he's gotta be doing something right.

his photos looks like an idea factory for Lady Gaga.

perhaps the designer had an idea for two different dresses and accidentally sewed them both together.

good job. kinda like a Jimmy Sommerville version had he ever done one.

it's a shame MadTV went off the air. that the cast was very diverse and it was a thousand times funnier than SNL.

i jumped on the beard bandwagon mainly because they seemed to be "in" and i realized i'd had all kinds of facial hair but never actually grown a full beard before. three years later and i still sport a beard. frankly i'm surprised beards are considered abnormal on men. as far as i'm concerned only women should have…

i generally think beards make many men more attractive than they would be without them. though in the case of Harry it just doesn't work for him.

wow. she was totally adorbs with them pouty lipsess.

while we're at it let's add Katie Perry's "Roar" to the list. i'm really gettin tired of all these self-important faux anthems.

ok, but why she dissin' Tina?

0-7: rum on the gums

i dunno, to me it looks like a lot of makeup airbrushed on.