Honest question: Why should you care about Cam Newton’s professionalism? Is your experience of being a sports fan worse today because Cam Newton acted the way he did, rather than professionally reciting “take your hat off to those guys on the other side, they’re a great team, but we just didn’t execute the way we’re…

Manning’s people are on the phone. They wanna know how much money Shit (TM) is willing to put on the table and how the deal is structured.. Eating “Shit” isn’t out of the question. Where is he supposed to eat this Shit at? If he’s already in town for another promotion it might work out.

It was okay to do. But it was also lame. People do lame shit all the time, even mature ones, particularly in the most disappointed moments of their entire lives.

Let us not forget teabagging women therapists

Sure. A very nice individual who seems to be hiding behind his wife for HGH shipments and engaging in witness intimidation.

I can’t remember exactly who it was or what blog post it was, but recently on Deadspin a writer wrote something along the lines of:

This statement factually incorrect and sounds stupid even if it is technically grammatically correct. There is no way Peyton would have dived for the ball; statues cannot move.

All Guy Bathtime

I swear if you slow that video down, you can see Tracy Porter’s soul leave his body.

Neither addiction nor mental illness (at least anything he may suffer from, if he is, which I doubt) cause you to beat up your girlfriend.

His drinking issue proves he has a drinking issue. That is all. His hitting a woman makes him an asshole. A criminal asshole. Why does he get the mentally ill pass and Greg Hardy, Peterson, Rice, etc, just get called assholes and criminals? Hmmm, what makes him different?

I understand alcoholism quite well thank you, but that doesnt excuse his actions or absolve him from responsibility for his behavior. He has had multiple chances to address his behavior and all the help and money that anyone could ask for towards that end, so there is no point in having any sympathy for this little…

Nah. Throw his ass in jail. He’s not mentally ill, he’s just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who won’t deal with his drinking issues. He had his shot to deal with it, instead he abused a woman. Now it’s time he is told what to do for a while.

Remember when Johnny Football was fun.

This is just sad now. I’m sure there will be plenty of very clever comments, as I visit Deadspin for many reasons including the brilliantly acerbic wit of my fellow users. But this is now just darkness. I have in the past and continue to battle substance abuse, but never in my life have I ever struck another person.…

Deray has been all about building the Deray brand since the beginning of this thing. He’s a TFA kid from Bowdoin, if he wasn’t doing this he would be “saving the underprivileged” by collecting a 6 figure salary as an educational adminstrator somewhere after teaching for a year or two.

I love how you all have been conspicuously ignoring these great articles about St. Ta-Nehisi of the 14e Arrondissement, Charger of $100k Speaking Fees Since His New Book:

I was thinking the fact that he had sex in undergrad was the outrageous sex rumor.

They redacted his name after mentioning two or three times? WTF