THE NHL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REPORT SUCH MISCONDUCT TO APPROPRIATE LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES.

Swing and a miss

I think of him as Tommy Lee’s penis given life.

Whew! Was worried I was going to have to actually read this entire article.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

I used to be a “head is for Clinton, heart is for Sanders” Democrat until I read this:

Granted, a million bucks is nothing for the NFL. But they are having trouble figuring out which municipality they should strong arm into paying it.

So, it is possible to watch the entire game, but it is just spliced together from a bunch of different sources. The NFL is “screwing” the public and the fans are “losing” because we are being deprived of watching a very low quality version of the same shitty game we can already see....how? Because it is from one…

Being a sore loser and not conceding when he loses, shit talking the organizations when he doesn’t get their endorsements, stealing campaign data, whining about the establishment when he almost exclusively gets positive press and now constantly changing the conditions after agreeing to them - it’s Bernie’s world…

Leverage? How about A) I’m the only one legally allowed to drive it. B) I’ve built a car from spare pieces that probably drives better anyways.

Of course it’s the mythical Holy Grail of sports; it depicts the Kansas City Chiefs playing in a Super Bowl. It’s like the football equivalent of the films in The Man in the High Castle.

Strangely, with all his experience, the guy displays zero gravitas. It’s as if he’s been very, very busy his entire life without attaining any wisdom or depth.

It was like reading a Sarah Palin transcript.

Fucking Podcast? I will be wasting my time at work today by coming back here and starring every comment bashing this.

Not being from NJ, but now currently living in NJ has raised my opinion from simply not being a fan of his music to absolutely fucking hating the sounds of his average power chords and terrible voice

I’d say this is better than nothing...but I don’t really think it is. Maybe the accidental humor of a computer interpreting speech will be more amusing than the original content. We can only hope.

Why would I listen to a 40 minute podcast when I could just scroll for 90 seconds only to realize you IGNORED MY LETTER FOR 7TH GODDAMM TIME, MADGERY?

Fuck podcasts.

Drew...