That’s the pose my girlfriend and I make right before we are about to go on to the dance floor at a wedding and embarrass ourselves.

Never let anyone tell you being famous doesn’t have its benefits.

Word. I loved this. Although I wouldn’t have initially guessed it, Burneko is quite obviously the crown-jewel of this site (For a long time I thought it was Howard, until it became apparent that he has an inability or unwillingness to discuss/write about anything without somehow turning it into an inverted…

I will cop to enjoying South Park.

He [Donald Trump] gets South Park—its cheap spite, its self-congratulation, the fantasy that privileged scorn for political correctness is subversive, rather than the exact opposite—better than the Pauls ever did...

Wasn’t this also a week after another Browns player got popped for DUI, with Armonty Bryant (he of the multiple violations going back to selling weed to an undercover cop at a college practice) in the car and in possession of adderall? A “concussion” makes the team look somewhat proactive and less like a halfway house…

I think that at the time they weren’t totally ready to move on. They also may have been trying to protect potential trade value.

That’s odd. When I’m too drunk, my wife tends to put me on the physically unable to perform list.

Right but you see they are her kids. She knows that they are "real Americans" (white); it's all those other people who are undeserving.

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

Can you imagine how painful it would be to be around the thing you love with all your heart, but unable to participate?

I see nothing wrong with him doing exactly what Edge is doing for the company. Every time the guy shows up on Raw the crowd loses their shit.

Keeping him as an on-screen character (particularly being that the only manager he has to compete with is Paul Heyman), doesn’t make a lot of sense.

He’s a good dude that people…

This isn’t the ‘80s. He’s not Jim Cornette.

They’ll have him doing brand ambassador stuff and making appearances like Edge, maybe a show on the WWE Network, but his time as a regular on-screen character is over.

They made him multiple offers of that sort, but reports were he was adamant about only coming back to wrestle.

RIP Dean Ambrose. They will speak well of him after his ten-bell salute on the post-Fastlane RAW.

And if the Panthers won, you know this guy woulod blame Newtonf or all the money Broncos players “lost”.

Cam is the 9 year old who blames everybody else for his team’s failure (“it was the refs fault, it was the coaches fault, the sun was in my eyes, the other team cheated”) and can’t accept that the opponent was just better that day.

To me, that’s the most bizarre part of this whole thing. He snubbed the sports media by leaving the presser early. Since when does everyone give a shit about the sports media’s feelings?

This is schizophrenic nonsense, my man. Think about what you are saying! You’re saying Cam Newton is a phony because he enjoys success but does not enjoy failure as much. Should I assume you react to the death of loved ones the same way as to the birth of a child? Or are you a phony?

The problem here is that you aren’t satisfied with reality. Which is fine, none of us are, but the thing is you need to keep in perspective what’s really important. That press conference is not one of those things.