Dam it Drew...

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

Great idea. Now i can watch the video while I’m at work. Jackass.

Thank you 1987 Jessie Ventura

if someone is already going to drink while driving, making a law against passengers in the car drinking isn’t going to stop them from doing it.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

I imagine it has to do with the whole “No officer, that isn’t my beer in the cup holder, it’s his.” situations that would undoubtedly arise.

I love a good beer as much as the next guy but if you can’t wait to get home or even leave the parking lot then you probably have a problem.

NFL now taking notes from the Olympic Committee on dumping debt to host cities.

So like lemme preface this by saying I really only come to Deadspin to make stupid jokes and sometimes make fun of the Gawker crowd and also to be like “Hey guys remember when this was just a vanity project for Will ‘The Man From Mattoon’ Leitch? Did he ever get to be grand marshal of the Bagel Days Parade?” But when…

Let me stick my finger up your butt, fag. No homo.

Wow, the internet smarks are right: WWE creative is just terrible these days.

So did the perps!

I can’t speak to the conditions either is/was held in, but it’s of course possible that Hernandez is lying through his teeth.

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

Why the fuck are there all these 50's around here? This is the home of the goddamned FORTY-NINERS!

That's true, they can overlap. I don't think he sucks, I think he is young and maybe got pushed too much by the marketing machine. He still has so much time to improve but it's hard to tell what he really is at this point. Time will tell.

Isn’t the amateur development environment judo, karate, or whatever other martial art athletes grow up competing in? (Boxing for Holly Holm, judo for Ronda Rousey, wrestling for most of of the American men, etc)

That’s pretty bad, that submission should never happen from half guard. Basic defense is to put your hand on your ear on the side of the choke so your deltoid doesn’t start to pinch off your carotid artery. Usually the person applying the choke has to start turning their body 90 degrees away from the other person to…

Barberena should be proud he was able to win without having to strike a happy medium.