I’m still baffled by the fact that Drew and Albert have never met.

Ted Cruz doesn’t want to handle or fire a gun any more than the staunchest anti-NRA supporter does. He never has. He’s one of the (many) republicans who doesn’t share or understand the fascination with firearms that many voters do.

Those are some of the most oddly placed [REDACTED]s I have ever seen. What information [REDACTED] they be protecting from public [REDACTED] that would violate any privacy [REDACTED] or jeopardize anyone’s safety?

Misread. Disregard.

Ahhhh, misread it.

It’s entirely possible he didn’t want the the drink cart and every slapdick who needed to use the bathroom bumping into his arm and shoulder.

If you’re a couple who books two seats in the hopes of gaining a free third, fuck you. You deserve what you get.

Zika is the new Ebola was the new Swine Flu.

Woman Whose Life Isn’t Compatible with Kids Has Them Anyway, Complains About Life Being Incompatible with Kids

Alright, you’re just spoiling for a fight over the dumbest possible semantics. I’m not interested, but the Internet is full of abrasive assholes. I’m sure someone will oblige you.

Yup. I mean, I get the argument that the NFL is rolling in it and should just pony up the cash and sit on the tape, but I also get not wanting to spend money on something of no value (besides historical*, which fades quick in relation to the quality of the item in question).

Any new display tech that requires the wearing of eyewear or a headset of any kind is doomed to fail. Consumers have shown, time and time again, that they have zero desire to wear special gear in their living rooms to watch TV.

Well, I already addressed the breathalyzer, so... Thanks?

The tech inside cars now also won’t likely cause an unavoidable crash if it malfunctions. The mechanics, yes (such as if the brakes fail), but not the tech.

I don’t claim to know what things are like at the Deadspin offices or what allowances you may have for IBS, but if I disappear for a 40 minute shit, people are gonna notice.

Drew is fine, but Marchman is about as funny as a pediatric cancer ward.

Google can want whatever their heart desires, but there’s no way those things get approved for use on the road until the tech is flawless at avoiding hazards and reacting to any and all contingencies in a split second.

I can have the pace at which I consume the thing during a poop dictated by two other mens’ speaking style or I can go home and ignore my wife and kid with the earbuds in to listen to the same. Fuck this.

Supplement? As in, the text based version is now going to be truncated?

I’m pretty much certain the answers are no, no, no and yes.