Ohhhhhhh, you fucker. That was slick. +1

Well, I mean, “sucks” and “overhyped” are not mutually exclusive things.

Plus the multiple smaller MMA orgs, all the way from Bellator to Invicta all the way down to Wild Bill’s Shitkicking Fight Nights.

Could the problem be that Northcutt... just kinda sucks?

We had a woman you went to if you needed a bandaid or wanted to go home early. Everyone called her the nurse, but I have no idea if she actually was one.

If only a state AG’s office employed multiple individuals and was capable of handling more than one issue at a time. Seems like someone would have made that change by now.

The idea that a helmet can really make a dent worth mentioning here might be a fallacy. Yes, on a straight head-to-ground contact, there may be some damage mitigation by Welkerian headgear, but when a 260 lb. dude slams into you at full speed, your head goes one way, your body goes another and on both the initial…

I take it you’re not a young man who grew up in a football-obsessed family in a place like Texas. They may not hold a literal gun to anyone’s head, but the pressure feels very much the same.

Rex Ryan does not approve of this no-toenail plan.

This is why I don’t get some people’s lack of faith that things will improve when/if HHH takes over.

What doctors he’s been cleared by doesn’t matter worth a shit in terms of the WWE’s legal liability if he gets permanently injured at a WWE event.

The issue is that while classified as ICs, the nature of the work arrangement between a performer and the WWE is not that of an IC.

Was gonna say. You hit Brady late, he might miss two snaps. You hit Peyton late, he might explode into a pile of bones and gristle like someone hit him with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

This is going right on the iPod when I get home.

Is it OK? Sure.

You are:

I’m gonna guess most women have decided that there’s no place for Kevin Kiley in their vaginas.

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Perhaps I’ll fire up the ol’ reading lantern and peruse a few tomes after I get done churning the butter and tilling the grain field. Grandpa.