You can’t see me, but I’m smiling at this news while taking a big bite out of a completely intact bell pepper.

It’s theoretically possible they could.  Saying, “We’re gonna knife this fucker in the back the moment the ink is dry” isn’t something you can or should say while the deal isn’t even final.

Its laughable to believe Microsoft wants anything to do with Bobby Kotick or honestly the vast majority of staff at Activision.

Here I was hoping Microsoft would stab Kotick in the back by preparing a binder full of just cause for firing after everything is said and done. Kotick sucks up so much potential gaming content with that pay grade and leaving costs as much as a low level MCU film. 

I would for sure choose Shapiro, if only to watch trans porn in front of him and watch his stupid brain melt out of stupid ears and eye sockets.

“Pokimane hasn’t been a Twitch angel either,”...I think the copyright murky behavior that twitch acted on is fine to mention, but would’ve been better off just stated rather than using any transition that implied equivalency

She is getting hate because she’s the woman in this situation. Sad but true state of affairs for gaming communities and entertainment in general.

No decent person says “I can’t be alone with other girls other than my girlfriend in the room” in regards to him being a “dude”.

You glossed over the majority of what Jidion was doing.

Fuck that original hate raid guy

“Obviously what I did is wrong,” JiDion said, “but how am I supposed to do better the next time if I can never get a next time?”

I’m sorry that you have to write about this middle school shit.

“disappointed” and Cracker Barrel are such a natural pairing that I almost didn’t read the article.  Hope the customer recovers quickly, but also realizes that it was almost a lot worse.  They almost ate the food.

I wouldn’t have ever guessed Radcliffe would be tapped to play Yankovic but it now makes sense. Radcliffe’s comic chops should serve the project well (see Miracle Workers) despite the fact that he’s seven inches shorter than Al...maybe that will be a recurring joke. (I’m kind of hoping they let him use his normal…

wtf is roku lol*

The Avatar that preceded Aang.

Isn’t he the guy who came up with the idea of the Basilisk - that in the future there will be an all powerful AI who will punish (even posthumously through magical future tech) those who didn’t favor creating it? Basically a cyberpunk version of Pascal's Wager.

1) “past watch history” - This is not to be confused with YouTube’s new future watch history where they list all the videos future-you has already watched.

I was just thinking yesterday how I’d pay good money for a ‘The Good Place’ Lego set. Give Chidi a pot of Peeps chilli, Eleanor a Margarita glass, Jason a little Molotov cocktail, and make Tahani’s minifig legs taller than the average. Set it in the town square, complete with froyo shops.