crashtestdumbass
Crash Test Dumbass
crashtestdumbass

With all due respect...

If you want cafe spaces in libraries, then you need to properly fund and staff the libraries as a whole. I’m a librarian, and we made Takeout news (by accident!) when we began allowing food in our building. Just a couple of years later, we had to reverse course and disallow all food because we don’t have the

Do you like stained books? Because that’s how you get stained books.

Thomas Jefferson raped his slaves on the regular while he was founding a country of equal rights and freedoms for all*.

What’s with Bezos’s odd obsession with people NOT peeing? It’s so fucking weird. 

Jesus Christ. Even if you’re super-racist and believe that you’ll somehow catch deadly Immigrant from sharing bathrooms with the help, you’re Jeff fucking Bezos. You have at least thirty indoor bathrooms. Couldn’t you designate even a single one of them for the people who clean your house?

Bezos and Musk should fight to the death in outer space and the victor stays there.

I don’t know what’s more pathetic. Being the world’s richest man and getting off on being “edgy” and “owning the libs” by spending billions of dollars so people can yell the N word in the name of “free speech”... or being a random internet commenter and admiring said rich edgelord’s boner.

If you really do get aroused by angering others, you should probably seek professional help.

You’re imagining Musk’s boner? Talk about username/comment synergy.

Stop giving this guy air.

Shut the fuck up snowflake

Reminder: keep the nazis and incels in the greys where they belong

I enjoy traveling by train - it feels more relaxing and comfortable. But in the US, the only times it has really made sense have been on the East coast between cities like Philly, Boston, NYC, DC. Or in the Midwest between Detroit and Chicago (its about the same time as driving or flying, based on my distance from

Obviously it would be better right? You don’t have as many weight/spatial constraints to store the food and dinnerware. You don’t have the threat of turbulence or the plane unexpectedly dropping in a pocket of air and all the food going flying everywhere, so you can serve messier things. You are on the train for much,

That sounds like one of the reasons that practice has gone by the wayside :) 

Have you met people?

I don’t know, I’m just not feeling up to celebrating ungodly amounts of wealth considering, well, everything going on. Also, it’s pretty much impossible to gain that much money without seriously fucking over someone else, and considering the company really doesn’t want to talk about how ethical its production methods

I prefer the more classical approach, where you just shrug it off at the moment but then bide your time until they’ve completely forgotten about it, then get them drunk, lure them down to some catacombs with the promise of some premium booze, then chain them up in an alcove and brick it up.

I feel like these types of posts are always the bullshit HR version of what to do in a situation that doesn’t actually do anything.