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All the information we could once only get in a library we now have in our pockets, at our disposal whenever we want

All these years and I never knew Gremlins 2 was a nudist documentary. Sounds like that’s more of a “movie that tricked people out of watching them”.

At this point it’s got to be a fetish.

There’s a local one-location place by me that doesn’t even do delivery and prices in their app are 33%-50% higher than they are in the store. It’s just straight up greed at this point.

It’s on the SNES Classic.

I mean, he’s got a point. I am addicted to food. If I go without food for more than a day or so, I get shaky and irritable. A couple days after that, I go into serious withdrawal and you wouldn’t want to be around me. My body is so addicted that I would probably die if I didn’t get my fix.

The town where I am from is famous, at least once a year, for chicken, collard greens, rice, stuffing, and macaroni and cheese.

Frank Snotra is the name of my lounge-punk crooner-shred band

Kentucky Fake Chicken?

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, because I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home, and I love cheesecake. So I went to the cheesecake company and they asked me if I could drive a truck and I said yes and they said you’re hired. So the next day I got

Hrm.

Oh, well, in that case I don’t care as much.

I know Kinja hates links in comments, but I didn’t realize it hated them in articles too. The “blazing hot chicken sauce” slide is missing words — what I assume is a link to the hot sauce, and what I assume is the hangul for ‘Korean fire chicken’?

I was at a Wendy’s yesterday and it took me 25 minutes (in-store) to order and get my food. The problem isn’t necessarily too many items on the menu; the problem is nobody wants to work there, because they don’t pay enough for the staff to deal with the abuse and stress.

Youse do realize that your captions confused Lee Jung-jae and Hwang Dong-hyuk, Jung Ho-yeon and Kim Joo-ryung, and Kim Joo-ryung (actress) with Kim Ji-yeon (fencer), right?

If this interview was presented as a slideshow with 12 individual slides and slow-loading ads, would you still read it?

Wait, there weren’t Pizzas Hut in Brooklyn? There were in Queens when I was growing up there. Not many, and there was always better pizza like a block or two away, but they existed.

This is good, because it means more LeVar Burton being on TV, and Captain Picard doesn’t have to worry about putting one of his crew in Jeopardy!

I regret that I have but a single upvote to give this comment.

It can be a slideshow, one per actor, to fit the new guidelines!